Come up with awesome quotes! Preferably Positive and anti religion.?

Why do your quotes have to be anti-religion? Why not just attack their whack job beliefs directly? Or, are you one of those that believes that EVERY Christian believes as those whack jobs do, and that as a Christian I am afraid of science, think the world is only 6,000 years old and flat, don't believe in evolution and want a Theocracy? (things that I never knew I believed until the evangelical atheists on Yahoo Answers told me).