Have you heard about the latest Creation Museum exhibit?

The other day I picked up a copy of Creation Museum News, thinking I might get a chuckle or two, and I wasn't disapointed. It had an article about a proposed new exhibit. It would be a depiction of a desert landscape, and would have "satan" sitting on a John Deere backhoe, wearing a hardhat, digging a good sized hole. It will have artificial diesel "exhaust" coming from the backhoe, and the recorded sound of a tractor engine. Nearby on a pallet are some artificially aged, fake dinosaur fossils (one of them can be seen to be a T-Rex skull with a mouthful of bovine-like teeth, used for eating ferns, gres, and on occion, artichokes). On another nearby pallet is a big pile of paper sacks, each one labelled "360 million year old 'rock' -- just add water." Dr. Julian Spade, in charge of the new exhibit said; "we think this may be our most popular exhibit, even better than the robotic talking snake reciting the words to 'Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me.' "