Interpret my dream, for fun?

before i start, i had just read a quote the day before by terence mckenna, which read, "animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. an extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced." so, in this dream, i was on a mission trip with some of the people i don't talk to terribly often from my church--you know, the "other" people from church. anyways, what this mission trip consisted of was our going outside and inseminating corn plants. when i went inside to ask what exactly was going on--and why these people i rarely talk to were banging vegetables--a small dog took to my leg, and finished. i then was told to remove my pants so they could be washed, and woke up significantly confused, still partially in dream mode.