Comedic Famale Monologue?

I need a comedic female monologue from a published play, and searching for one online is like pulling teeth. If anyone knows of a good one i would appreciate it so much, i very good at playing ditzy characters or characters with a lot of energy. I am really good at imitating Lucille Ball but i know there are not to many characters like her but just to give an idea. I appreciate anything you can think of! Thank you!