Help me with the food~!?

I need to avoid ANY Chrorde, Sodium, and Salt for the next 25 hs. It seems EVERYTHING has Sodium in it. I also have to avoid Kelp, Celery, Romaine Lettuce, Watermelon, Seafood, Processed foods with salts, Kidney, Cured meats, Bacon, Ham, Coffee, Watercress, Seaweed, Oats, Avocado, Swiss Chard, Tomatoes, Cabbage, Cuber, Asparagus, Pineapple, Tap Water, prepared, canned of frozen foods. HELP~!